Women are the Best!
A police officer pulled over a car driven by a woman.
“Good morning,” he says.
“Good morning. What happened?” the woman asks.
“I got you on radar and you were speeding. License and proof of insurance, please.”
“I would give them to you, but I don’t have any” she replied.
“You don’t have them? Why?”
“I had my driver’s license suspended for having too many drunk driving citations,” the woman replied.
“Show me the car’s registration,” the police officer asked with a serious face.
“I stole this car.”
“You did what?” the officer asked and became very serious.
“I stole the car after killing the owner,” the woman replied keeping a calm face.
“If you don’t believe me, you can look in the trunk. The dead body is there,” she again replied.
At that moment, the police officer slowly stepped back to his car and called for backup.
In less than five minutes several other police cars arrived on the scene, the whole area was swarming with police officers. All the officers jumped out from their cars aiming their guns at the lady. One of them yelled out to the woman.
“Ma’am, please step out of the car with your hands up!”
The woman steps out and asks.
“Is there anything wrong, officer?”
“My colleague says that you stole this car and killed the owner.”
“What? I killed the owner??”
“Is this your car, ma’am?”
“Yes, of course. Here is my registration” the woman replies while still staying calm.
“My colleague says that you don’t have a driver’s license and insurance because of your drunk driving suspension.”
Without saying another word, the woman opens her handbag and gives her driver’s license and insurance to the police officer.
He studied it for a while and didn’t know what to believe anymore.
“Thank you, ma’am! I am sorry. My colleague told us that you don’t have any documents on you and that you stole the car and killed the owner”.
“Yeah, sure!” the woman replied. “I suppose that liar also told you that I was speeding.”